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NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’

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NEW YORK—Issuing a categorical denial of the accusations, NBC producers announced Thursday there was absolutely no usage of artificial intelligence in the new series Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show. “At NBC, we are passionate about storytelling, and the truth is that machine learning isn’t capable of bringing to life vibrant characters like Jim Jack John Zander Chase Johnson Jackson, a man who is barely hanging on as he balances his hectic work life with alcoholism dead child gambling attempted suicide problem,” said producer Tanya Nance, telling reporters that everything from the series’ opening shot of courtroom explosion precinct skyscraper ocean cliff on had come entirely from the minds of the show’s creators. “We understand that tensions are high around the issue of using large language models in entertainment, but rest assured that only a passionate team of experienced writers could deliver on a premise like this. I’m confident that audiences will be hooked from the moment they find out who is behind the murder arson big case DNA evidence opposing counsel. And while I don’t want to give too much away about the future of the show, let’s just say that there’s more to our hero than meets the eye con artist ghost mobster drug dealer elf.” At press time, Nance admitted that invalid input format invalid input format invalid input format quota exceeded too many input requests.

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