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Trump Orders Treasury To Stop Minting Pennies

President Donald Trump directed the Treasury Department to stop minting new pennies, citing the rising cost of producing the one-cent coin. What do you think?

“But nickels just don’t taste the same!”

Hasan Rahaman, Party Consultant


“Now what am I supposed to throw at birds?”

Lee Quirk, Laughter Analyst


“What happens if I need change for a nickel?”

Joan Carr, Speech Rewriter

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