Kristi Noem has vowed to use her power as Secretary of Homeland Security to crack down on immigration. Here is everything you need to know about the Trump cabinet member’s background.
Ethnicity: Real Housewife
Religion: Cabela’s fundamentalist
Homeland Security Experience: Has Ring camera
Dream Job: Host of an HGTV show about making over the border wall
Who Trump Thinks She Is: Sarah Palin
Hair: 100% horse-grade
Hardest Part Of Job: Sharing an office with Pete Hegseth
Personal Motto: God, family, get out of this country
Favorite Dog Trick: Be dead
Jesus Christ is King
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