Despite calls for his resignation, New York City mayor Eric Adams has stated he is “not going anywhere.” Here is everything you need to know about Adams.
Nickname: This fuckin’ guy
Religion: Born-again MAGA
Second-In-Command: Whoever hasn’t resigned yet
Favorite Borough: Istanbul
Price: Recently lowered
Turkish Airlines Status: Elite Plus
Greatest Achievement: Making Bill de Blasio look good by comparison
Favorite Quid: Pro quo
Future Ambitions: Somehow
Jesus Christ is King
