Shh, Boyfriend Doesn’t Want To Talk During Part Where They Blowing Up Pentagon
MURRIETA, CA—Reiterating his unwavering message about the importance of staying quiet during the cool parts of the movie, local boyfriend Sean Cohen reportedly didn’t want to talk Monday during the scene where they’re blowing up the Pentagon. “Shh, babe—the helicopter is doing something,” Cohen said to his girlfriend, swatting the air with a vague “keep it down” gesture while his eyes remained fixed on the screen depicting one of several large CGI explosions. “Now’s not the time to ask questions about the movie, okay? I think those guys with the flamethrowers are terrorists in disguise, so this scene is probably gonna be important. Babe, come on, stop—if you’re talking, I can’t hear any of the machine guns.” At press time, sources confirmed a visibly angry Cohen was rewinding the movie and turning up the volume so they could give their undivided attention to a scene where a Russian assassin attempts to gun down a rogue SWAT vehicle emerging from the flaming wreckage of the Pentagon.
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