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Trump Plans To Sell $5 Million Gold Card Visa To Attract Rich Foreigners

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President Trump said he will introduce a new “gold card” visa to attract wealthy foreigners to America, which would be similar to a green card but would allow people to pay $5 million to apply to become lawful permanent residents. What do you think?

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