MINNEAPOLIS—In a touching moment that left the terminally ill child excitedly rambling and beaming from ear to ear, witnesses confirmed Friday that Charli XCX had done a line of coke with 11-year-old Make-A-Wish recipient Luna Waites.
“It’s always been my daughter’s dream to rip lines of blow with Charli, and I’m so glad Make-A-Wish was able to make it happen,” said Luna’s mother, Julia Waites, adding that the pop star went above and beyond when she surprised her child at the hospital, tossed the girl a dime bag, and rolled up a $100 bill on her bed. “After all these years of treatments, I know it meant so much to Luna to be able to meet her idol and do a key bump of nose candy with her. Ever since she got blasted with Charli, she’s been telling all the nurses she wants to grow out her coke nail. She even got to keep the razor blade and mirror!”
After wiping a tear from her eye, the mother added that Charli XCX had also invited Luna to come to her next show and do MDMA backstage with her drug dealer.
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