The 2025 NCAA Division I men’s and women’s basketball tournaments kick off next week. In honor of the season, The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind March Madness.
7: Opportunities for Cooper Flagg’s mom to embarrass him
15: Times per week your coworker who won the office pool last year says he doesn’t even follow basketball
68: Exotic birds killed to make Kim Mulkey’s outfits
1,000: Number of dollars that it couldn’t hurt to have some fun with
3: Suitemates pissed that Eric Dixon never washes his dishes
10,000,000: Google searches for “Where is Gonzaga?”
738,000: Basketballs worn through during the tournament
3: Steps that Duke player just took! You saw it!
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