JOPLIN, MO—In an effort to ensure the sustained growth of the white race and prevent the decline of Western civilization, a local school district launched a new pronatalist sex education class Thursday that requires students to care for 14 sacks of flour. “For the next week, each of our seventh-graders will be in charge of 14 sacks of flour in order to learn about responsibility and propagating the next generation of true Americans,” said school superintendent Ray Schuett, adding that minority students would be excused from the program. “One day these kids will be adults, and it’s imperative they understand how having only one or two kids negatively impacts the economy. This project will teach our students what’s required to restore our nation’s fertility rate to a level that guarantees future GDP growth. Obviously this is just a fun demonstration, but we hope it gives students a taste of how to support their country by having as many children as possible.” Schuett added that seventh-grade girls could earn one extra credit point for each additional sack of flour they supervised.
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