A 4-year-old Wisconsin boy called 911 to report that his mom was eating his ice cream, saying she was “being bad and needed to go to jail.” What do you think?
“Isn’t he a little old to still believe the police are there to help?”
Justin Edwards, Film Duster
“And I bet it took those lazy cops hours to show up.”
Mike Hargrove, Gelatin Molder
“That’s really more of a 311 call.”
Valerie Hunt, Yarn Packager
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