WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Finding himself stopped upon entering a building at the Trump International Golf Club, Vice President JD Vance was reportedly reminded by a staff member Tuesday that caddies are not allowed in the clubhouse. “Sir, sir, you can’t go in there,” said head of guest services Melanie Cole, gently taking the vice president by the elbow and escorting him back out the front door. “We can’t have caddies scrounging for tips around the dining area. If you’re looking for a restroom or somewhere to wash off your shoes, you’ll find everything you need in the caddy shack down the road. And the host stand will radio if you’re needed by a club member, all right? Now I don’t want to see you in here again, or we’ll have to dock your pay.” Cole added privately that she suspected Vance was the one stealing golf pencils.
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