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Harvard Announces Free Tuition For Families Making Under $200,000

Harvard announced that undergraduate tuition will be free for students of families who make annual incomes of $200,000 or less, a move intended to make the prestigious institution “affordable to more students than ever.” What do you think?

“See? I’m unemployed for my kids’ future.”

Gerald Loffer, Opera Accountant


“Every kid deserves the chance to become the next Ted Kaczynski.”

Haley Krismer, Ventilation Expert


“I knew becoming a millionaire would someday come back to haunt my family.”

Ahmed Yusuf, Stage Diver

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