Beef tallow, also known as rendered beef fat, is trending among beauty and health influencers. Here is everything you need to know about the by-product.
Q: What is beef tallow used for?
A: Cooking, skincare, and fixing squeaky cows.
Q: Why should I cook with it?
A: To crisp up those soft, supple arteries.
Q: Where can I get beef tallow?
A: Nail a metal tap into the side of a cow and let the liquid run into a bucket.
Q: Is it true that RFK Jr. cooked his Thanksgiving turkey in tallow?
A: No, but he did cook his Thanksgiving mountain lion in tallow.
Q: What are the benefits of eating beef tallow?
A: You can rest easy knowing that no part of your meal was made without animal suffering.
Q: What is the main benefit of using beef tallow as a facial moisturizer?
A: It helps grow your tradwife TikTok account.
Q: Will it really make my skin look better?
A: Have you ever seen a cow with acne?
Q: How do I apply it?
A: Just lie down under the deep fryer at your local Carl’s Jr. and let gravity do the rest.
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