Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription
HILLSDALE, NY—Sighing loudly after a login attempt revealed he would need to enter credit card information to continue, actor Walton Goggins reportedly wondered aloud Tuesday how many HBO series he would need to appear in to receive a free Max subscription. “I thought three was the magic number, but I guess not,” said the star of HBO’s Vice Principals and The Righteous Gemstones, adding that he only took the role of Rick Hatchett in The White Lotus in the hopes that it would finally put him over the threshold for a complimentary subscription. “Can someone at the network just give me a number? Like, five roles? Ten roles? Maybe it is three roles, but I have to wait until after the finale? I can live with that. All I’m saying is I’ve been with the network for a solid decade, and I haven’t heard a single mention of a voucher. Meanwhile, Amazon gave me Prime Video for a whole year as soon as I signed on to Fallout. I just want to watch Chopped, goddammit.” At press time, Goggins was spotted texting his sister-in-law for her login information again.
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