Communion Wafer ‘Miracle’ Turns Out To Be Bacteria
Following a biochemical analysis, parishioners of an Indiana church were informed that the red substance on a communion wafer they thought to be the blood of Christ was actually fungus and three different species of bacteria commonly found on human hands. What do you think?

“He never said what form he would come back in.”
Doug Martin, Figurine Reviewer

“Still a neat party trick.”
Donna Waldon, Unemployed

“‘Fungus of Christ’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it.”
Bob Fritsch, Tube Bender
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