BERLIN—Hoping to secure at least one nice picture as a memento of his trip abroad, an American tourist visiting Germany reportedly asked a passerby Monday to take a boudoir photo of him. “Excuse me, would you mind getting a shot of me with my hand behind my head like a pinup girl?” Topeka, KS native Greg Delancey said to a passing local as he preemptively removed his shirt, pausing now and then to enter words like “sexy,” “vintage,” and “hot and steamy” into the Google Translate app on his phone. “I’ll just stand here and look back at the camera coquettishly while biting my lip, and then after that we can get a few with me in the kimono. If you could create a soft focus by rubbing some Vaseline on the lens, that would be great. Just a couple quick shots so I have something to remember the trip by. Shouldn’t take more than an hour or two.” Delancey went on to assure the photographer that he didn’t need to worry too much about getting the Brandenburg Gate in the background.
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