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Here Are The Products Most Affected By Tariffs In Each Country

Trump has imposed tariffs on nearly every country on earth, leading to economic uncertainty and market panic. To ease the burden of these new taxes, countries are raising the retail cost of their exported goods. But not all products are affected equally.

Here are the products most affected by tariffs in each country:

China —

  • Chinese Finger Traps = They will now be $18.00 each and no longer possible to escape.

  • Maneki Neko, or Lucky Cats = $350.00 each, crippling the Chinese restaurant industry.

  • The next global pandemic = $19.99 plus shipping and handling. Please allow 6 – 8 weeks for delivery.

Japan —

  • Sushi rolls = $99.99 for a non-special roll. Spicy Tuna will cost you extra.

  • Nintendo Switch 2 = $19,000,000.00

Taiwan —

Thailand —

India —

South Korea —

Australia —

  • Bluey = Canceled.

Sweden —

Germany —

France —

Ukraine —

  • Ukraine is weak.

Italy —

  • Olive Garden breadsticks = 25 cents each, no longer unlimited.

  • Talking like Super Mario = Priceless.

Vatican City —

The United Kingdom —

  • Stargazy Pie = $99.99 each.

  • Dr. Who mouse pad = $49.95

  • The extra “U” in British words = 2 pence per.

Canada —

Nigeria —

The Democratic Republic of Congo —

South Africa —

Colombia —

Nicaragua —

Mexico —

Cuba —

California —

  • Fake Oscars that tourists buy = $100.00

  • Mikey Mouse ears = $500.00

  • Terrible political ideas = $1 million each.

We would complete this list, but we don’t know any more countries. Let us know the product you’re most worried about in the comments.


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