Stephen A. Smith Hasn’t Ruled Out Living Cushy Life As Millionaire TV Personality With No Responsibilities
NEW YORK—Insisting he was keeping all avenues open as he explored his future, ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith told reporters Monday that he still hasn’t ruled out living a cushy life as a millionaire television personality with no responsibilities. “Given the state of the country, I just feel like I have no choice but to seriously consider making $20 million or more annually while hundreds of thousands of viewers worship the ground I stand on,” said Smith, who confirmed he was huddling with close financial advisors to see how much his net worth might increase in the next four years. “People keep coming up to me, including my own pastor, and saying, ‘Steve, God has a plan for you to continue making incredible sums of money while podcasting out of your luxury apartment in Manhattan for a few hours every day.’ All I’m saying is that when people believe you’re the man to spend 2028 floating around in your private pool and eating Michelin-star meals without a care in the world, you need to take those beliefs seriously.” Smith added that he was on the verge of forming an exploratory committee to see how sweet his life could possibly get.
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