Trump Reveals He Took ‘Which Harry Potter House Are You In?’ Quiz And He’s A Gryffindor
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A specialized test used to determine which Hogwarts House a person belongs to has proven once and for all that President Trump is “smart as a whip” and a Gryffindor.
In place of a standard cognitive test, Trump took a “Which Harry Potter House Are You In?” quiz as part of his annual physical exam and reportedly passed it with flying colors.
“I think it’s a pretty well-known test. Whatever it is, I got every one — I got it all right,” the president said of the online quiz. “Now the world knows what I’ve known in my heart all along: I’m Gryffindor. Forti Animo Estote!”
Though the results of his testing were officially a private matter, Trump was not shy about sharing his results. “They say the bravest and the boldest go to daring Gryffindor, believe me,” Trump said. “And no one is braver than me. The Sorting Hat said so.”
Former President Joe Biden, who sources speculate was sorted to Hufflepuff House, declined to comment other than to say he wishes the president well. “Who’s Griff?” the aging ex-president said.
This marks the first time a sitting president has officially been sorted into Gryffindor House.
At publishing time, insiders confirmed the president took a second test called “Which Friends character are you?” His results showed conclusively that he is a major Phoebe. Trump has denied the allegation.
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