Melania Trump Informs Visiting Children She Hid Many Easter Eggs Behind Curtain Of Reality
WASHINGTON—Lifting up the hem of existence as she gestured for the kids to go within and explore, Melania Trump reportedly informed children visiting the White House on Sunday that she had hidden many Easter eggs behind the curtain of reality. “Hurry inside, boys and girls, for there are many trinkets and treats to be found beyond the edge of human reckoning,” said the first lady, pulling away a section of the fabric of reality in the Oval Office to reveal an endless cosmic void without hope or logic where pastel-colored eggs floated alongside a costumed Easter Bunny. “Make sure you check in the darkest folds of these otherlands. Go quick before the best toys are lost forever! There’s infinite space to play in and infinite time to search. But if you find your other self in there, do not make eye contact. For there lies madness. Great, endless madness. That’s what happened to Barron.” At press time, sources confirmed Trump had eternally sealed the fabric of reality behind the last child before returning to watching television in her residence.
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