EL SALVADOR — As Trump’s deportation efforts continue, leaders from several South American countries have expressed their outrage at having their sovereign countries flooded by an influx of their own citizens.
According to leaders from Colombia, Costa Rica, Ecuador, and Venezuela, Trump’s deportations are unjustly violating their countries’ rights to not be flooded by their own citizens.
“We cannot sustain the tidal wave of our own citizens coming back over our borders,” complained Colombian President Gustavo Petro. “Colombia is being overrun by all the violent, criminal, rapist Colombian citizens Trump is funneling into our country. His immigration policies must be stopped right away.”
Other South American leaders agreed, noting that Trump’s deportations have single-handedly increased their countries’ gang violence, civil unrest, and drug abuse by giving their own citizens back to them.
“If Trump doesn’t stop pumping our own citizens back into our countries, he’ll soon find out,” Petro said. “Tariffs on tortillas are going up big time, buster Trump. Big time.”
At publishing time, several South American countries had warned that they would make an even bigger fuss about it if Trump didn’t stop the deportations right away.
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