Wife Beginning To Suspect Husband’s Thoughtful, Relevant Responses To Her Texts Might Be A.I. Generated
STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Sue Page is beginning to suspect that her husband’s thoughtful and relevant responses to her texts might be A.I. generated.
“I first became suspicious when I asked him what movie he wanted to see for date night and he replied back with an entire list of movies, their ratings, and a brief synopsis of each,” Page said. “No one talks like that.”
When confronted, her husband reportedly said he would need a minute to think. He then came back several minutes later with a prepared response he claimed to have typed out so that he could organize his thoughts.
He read:
Sweetheart, I’m sorry you feel something’s off. I’ve just been trying to be more thoughtful in my replies, maybe overthinking it a bit. I’m just trying to say the right things because I care so much about you. How can I make you feel more connected? Would you like some ideas to help us grow in our relational closeness?
“See?” said the husband. “Totally genuine.”
When Page continued to suspect AI had generated the statement, her husband again excused himself, saying he needed time to think and put his thoughts together.
At publishing time, Sue Page had decided to outsource dinner to AI.
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