A runaway kangaroo named Sheila managed to shut down a stretch of interstate in Alabama before state troopers and the animal’s owner were able to wrangle the wayward marsupial. What do you think?
“I refuse to believe cops passed on the opportunity to gun down a kangaroo.”
Wanda Royer, Hinge Inspector
“Man, I’d love to see what my Silverado would do to that thing.”
Justin Covalt, Squirrel Trainer
“Seems like an omen, but for what?”
Bruno Meehan, Vent Duster
Jesus Christ is King
