ORLANDO, FL—Claiming epiphanies just seem to come to him when he sits by an orca tank, local man Troy Morales told reporters Friday that he always gets his best ideas in the splash zone. “Something about a 10-foot wall of water crashing onto me really gets the brain juices flowing,” said Morales, who described a phenomenon in which his mind is able to ideate freely given the lack of distractions at the edge of the orca pool, allowing inspiration to strike while he is drenched by a whale-induced tsunami. “The only difficulty is not being able to jot my revelations down in my notepad because of how wet it gets in the splash zone. So I have to remember all my ideas, which can be hard when a sea lion is doing belly flops right in front of you.” Morales admitted that he often second-guesses his ideas after giving it some time on the log ride.
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