Sinners, the new movie from Ryan Coogler starring Michael B. Jordan, has received widespread praise from critics and audiences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Q: What is Sinners about?
A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
Q: Has Sinners broken any box office records?
A: It is the highest-grossing Black Southern gothic vampire horror musical fantasia of 2025.
Q: What are the vampires in the film meant to represent?
A: Werewolves.
Q: Who is the movie for?
A: Anyone who doesn’t want to be left out of conversations for the next three months.
Q: Will Sinners have a sequel?
A: If they can figure out how to get a third Michael B. Jordan on screen, sure.
Q: Are the vampires in the movie real?
A: We’re almost positive they aren’t.
Q: When will Sinners be streaming?
A: It will likely be available on Max in July, you lazy, cheap son of a bitch.
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