What To Know About ‘Sinners’
Sinners, the new movie from Ryan Coogler starring Michael B. Jordan, has received widespread praise from critics and audiences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Q: What is Sinners about?
A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
Q: Has Sinners broken any box office records?
A: It is the highest-grossing Black Southern gothic vampire horror musical fantasia of 2025.
Q: What are the vampires in the film meant to represent?
A: Werewolves.
Q: Who is the movie for?
A: Anyone who doesn’t want to be left out of conversations for the next three months.
Q: Will Sinners have a sequel?
A: If they can figure out how to get a third Michael B. Jordan on screen, sure.
Q: Are the vampires in the movie real?
A: We’re almost positive they aren’t.
Q: When will Sinners be streaming?
A: It will likely be available on Max in July, you lazy, cheap son of a bitch.