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What To Know About ‘Sinners’

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Sinners, the new movie from Ryan Coogler starring Michael B. Jordan, has received widespread praise from critics and audiences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.

Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

Q: Has Sinners broken any box office records?

A: It is the highest-grossing Black Southern gothic vampire horror musical fantasia of 2025.

Q: What are the vampires in the film meant to represent?

A: Werewolves.

Q: Who is the movie for?

A: Anyone who doesn’t want to be left out of conversations for the next three months.

Q: Will Sinners have a sequel?

A: If they can figure out how to get a third Michael B. Jordan on screen, sure.

Q: Are the vampires in the movie real?

A: We’re almost positive they aren’t.

Q: When will Sinners be streaming?

A: It will likely be available on Max in July, you lazy, cheap son of a bitch. 

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