TORONTO—Admitting that he had butterflies in anticipation, local man Greg Fitzsimmons reported feeling nervous Friday before introducing his date to his hives for the first time. “They can get irritated pretty easily, so I really hope everybody gets along,” said the 33-year-old, confessing that it had been quite some time since he had brought a woman home to meet his urticaria. “I’ve had them for a while now, so they’ve seen plenty of women come and go, but they don’t always react well to new interactions. Sometimes they’ll blow up and I don’t even know what it was that triggered them. Maybe a little liquid Benadryl would help everybody play it cool.” Fitzsimmons went on to say that if everything went well, he hoped he would soon be meeting her bunions.
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