After stopping a vehicle whose owner had an active warrant and a suspended driver’s license, police in Ohio were surprised to discover a pet raccoon named Chewy with a meth pipe in its mouth. What do you think?
“No wonder raccoons stay up all night.”
Pedro Giago, Chapel Promoter
“I hope Chewy was good to drive home.”
Ioana Katz, Grammar Innovator
“I expect this sort of behavior out of a squirrel, but a raccoon?”
Jacob Liekki, Cactus Purchaser
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