LOS ANGELES—Presenting him with a small-scale gilded anatomical model at a lavish ceremony Monday evening, the American Film Institute honored top leading man Dwayne Johnson for his outstanding accomplishments in the field of neck acting. “I am so proud to stand on this stage tonight as we recognize this brilliant performer for his commitment to the art of neck acting,” said former AFI Golden Trapezius recipient Arnold Schwarzenegger, who led the audience in a thunderous round of applause for the 52-year-old Rampage star and praised him as a “a master of the Meisner acting technique.” “Whether he’s gulping on cue or simply using his neck to support his head, no one in Hollywood is more committed to their craft. Mr. Johnson, congratulations—you are a true scapular legend.” During an acceptance speech, Johnson’s neck announced it was launching its own tequila brand.
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