South Africa Denounces White Refugees For Leaving Before They Had A Chance To Take All Their Stuff And Kill Them
CAPE TOWN — While controversy over displaced farmers swirled in the United States, officials in South Africa denounced white refugees for leaving before they had a chance to take all their stuff and kill them.
As white South Africans fled to the United States in search of refuge, leaders in their home country expressed outrage that they just took off rather than stay and be persecuted and killed for being white.
“This is unacceptable,” said Lungelo Nkosi-Jones, who heads up South Africa’s Ministry of White Persecution. “We did not authorize these white people to depart the country without first being robbed, pillaged, and executed. We demand that those fleeing our state-sponsored oppression return to South Africa immediately to have all of their possessions taken away and be killed before they leave.”
A white South African farmer seeking refuge in the U.S. was reluctant to comply. “Yeah, I’m not sure that’s what I should do,” said Hendrick Joubert. “The government’s demand that I return to be robbed and executed sounds like I would end up being robbed and executed, which I am not excited about. I think I’ll stay away and keep my things and stay alive.”
At publishing time, congressional Democrats in the United States had reportedly begun drafting legislation that would mandate the construction of a border wall to keep white refugees from entering the country.
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