Supporters of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are cheering on the Health And Human Services secretary’s plans to “Make America Healthy Again.” Here is everything you need to know about the MAHA movement.
Q: What is MAHA?
A: It’s like MAGA but with food dye instead of immigrants.
Q: What is their official motto?
A: Rub Some Dirt On It.
Q: Who is behind MAHA?
A: It is a grassroots coalition of your worst cousins and coworkers.
Q: What is their main focus?
A: Making sure Americans live either much longer or way shorter lives.
Q: How does the movement propose curing disease?
A: Harnessing the natural power of leeches to purge ghosts from the blood.
Q: Why are they obsessed with cooking with beef tallow?
A: It’s easier than fighting for a functioning health care system.
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