No-Nonsense Nurse Completes Entire Medical Chart After Pinching Arm Flab Once
ATHENS, OH—Making a comprehensive determination about her patient almost instantaneously, no-nonsense nurse Mary-Jo McMann was reportedly able to complete a patient’s entire medical chart Thursday after pinching her arm flab once. “I had barely gotten into the examination room when she grabs a chunk of my arm between her thumb and forefinger and is immediately able to write down crucial details about my family background and medical history,” said patient Alison Firestone, telling reporters that the direct and forthright medical caregiver had barely jiggled the fat around her elbow before checking off dozens of boxes on a series of forms. “She didn’t so much as ask me to step on a scale or anything, and yet somehow she knew right away my blood pressure was 120 over 80.” Firestone later confirmed she was billed $3,000 for the arm pinch.
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