Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen’s Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to years of sharp criticism from the legendary music icon, President Donald Trump demanded to see Bruce Springsteen’s birth certificate to prove he was born in the U.S.A.
The “Glory Days” singer has been one of Trump’s most vocal opponents, leading the president to challenge Springsteen to present his birth certificate to demonstrate once and for all whether his trademark song “Born in the U.S.A.” was falsified.
“I think the American people deserve to know the truth,” Trump told reporters after issuing the demand. “Bruce Springsteen has been awful to me for a very long time, which is fine, because he’s an awful singer. But if he hates me so much, it probably means he hates America, too. And if he hates America, that makes me suspicious of his claims that he was born here. That’s what his song says. ‘Born in the U.S.A.’ Was he born in the U.S.A.? I’m not so sure.”
Trump also called into question the legitimacy of several other Springsteen favorites. “He just seems like a dishonest guy,” the president continued. “Let’s be honest, he’s just a guy who growls. ‘Dancing in the Dark’? Who dances in the dark? ‘Born to Run’? That’s not a reason anyone’s ever been born. These songs sound like they were written by someone who was not born in the U.S.A., don’t they, folks? I don’t think he was born here. Maybe Canada.”
At publishing time, Trump had also publicly challenged Springsteen to prove that his first name was “Bruce,” arguing that it was a much too masculine name for him.
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