WORLD — World leaders condemned today’s declaration by President Donald Trump imposing a 50% tariff on imports from the European Union, asserting that it was a blatant display of Islamaphobia.
According to critics of the policy, tariffs on the EU unfairly affect the Islamic community because that’s where all the Muslims are.
“This is textbook prejudice and we will not stand for it,” declared French President Emmanuel Macron, ruler of a nation of Muslims. “Targeting a single group like this is the very definition of discrimination, and I won’t allow it. Well, I will because I’m French, but I don’t want to.”
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called Trump’s new tariffs an “act of terrorism” against the Islamic Caliphate and vowed revenge for America’s hateful display of Islamaphobia. “We will make the rivers of America run red with the blood of their intolerance,” she said. “Allahu Akbar!”
This new round of tariffs comes after months of deliberation within the administration. Trump has called it the right thing to do because trade imbalances, which no one understands, must be corrected.
In comments to reporters today, President Trump denied accusations of Islamaphobia. “I am not afraid of any muslims, okay?” President Trump said. “If I was afraid, would I even be tariffing them? It doesn’t make any sense. They’re probably going to blow up all my cars, but that doesn’t mean I have a phobia, believe me.”
At publishing time, reports circulated that not everyone in the administration was supportive of Trump’s tariff plan, but refused to comment publicly because they are Trumpophobic.
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