It’s no secret we at the Babylon Bee love Star Wars, but let’s be honest: there are several glaring plot holes. Here are the ten biggest:
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The beginning says it takes place “a long time ago”, but they ride on spaceships and not horses: Pretty big error.
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Darth Vader claims to be Luke’s father, but James Earl Jones looks nothing like Mark Hammil: Come on.
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The first movie is titled “Episode IV”, but there are only three Star Wars movies: Embarrassing.
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Yoda was supposed to be very smart, yet never even learned Kindergarten-level grammar: Plot hole, this is.
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Do you ever once see anyone go to the bathroom in Star Wars? So unrealistic.
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Han Solo successfully navigates an asteroid field despite the odds of that being 3,720 to 1: Absurd.
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Princess Leia is able to fight Imperial stormtroopers despite clearly being a woman: Be serious, Mr. Lucas.
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Everyone is wearing pants during their hologram video calls: Too far-fetched.
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Luke Skywalker manages to shoot two torpedoes into the Death Star exhaust port, despite it being smaller than a womprat: That would be impossible, even for a computer.
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Not once does anyone use The Force to make someone cluck like a chicken: Anyone who could actually use The Force would make people cluck.
In spite of all the plot holes, we still love you, Star Wars!
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