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U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders

The British government will use medication to suppress the libidos of sex offenders as part of a package of measures meant to reduce the risk of reoffending and alleviate overcrowding in the prison system. What do you think?

“And yet good, law-abiding citizens still have to pay for their own castrations?”

Tiffany Becker, Routine Establisher


“I was told that seed oils and fluoride already did that.”

Robin Valdez, Aquatic Artisan


“Then how are they supposed to make more royals?”

Terry Olmstead, Bread Braider

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