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U.S. Cancels Bird Flu Vaccine

The Trump administration canceled a contract awarded to Moderna for the late-stage development of its bird flu vaccine for humans, as well as the right to purchase shots. What do you think?

“Good, we don’t need any more autistic birds.”

Vince Geter, Systems Analyst


“Well, back to letting birds bite me until I’m immune.”

Bill McKnight, Supplies Sorter


“This whole thing really feels like it should be birds’ responsibility, anyway.”

Nora Grimes, Dairy Separator

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