It’s that time of year again, when the rainbows are flying everywhere you look, and super gay things are happening in more places than just Dodgers games. But what can you do to show your support?
The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list to help you find really, really gay things you can do as part of Pride Month:
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Ride a bicycle: One of the gayest things you could possibly do.
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Own a cat: Since owning dogs is a sign of heterosexuality, doing the opposite will show that you’re an ally.
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Hug a male friend: There’s only one reason two guys would be hugging.
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Express your emotions: Yes, it’s disgusting, but totally worth doing during Pride Month.
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Binge-watch The Acolyte: The only thing in the Star Wars universe less masculine than C-3PO.
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Chant “Free Palestine!”: All the cool gays are doing it.
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Play soccer: Since it’s not Dallas Cowboys season, enjoy the favorite pastime of super gay people around the world.
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Call your friend by his first name: This marks a stark departure from the proper, straight practice of last names and derogatory nicknames only.
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Use an umbrella: Extra points if you skip and prance a little bit in the rain.
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Cry during any movie other than Field of Dreams: Deviating from the only acceptable film men can cry at is a sure sign of gayness.
Engage in any of the activities listed above, and you’ll fit right in with all the gays. What other totally gay things can someone do to celebrate Pride Month? Post your ideas in the comments.
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