California Governor Gavin Newsom called out President Trump this week, placing the blame for the ongoing Los Angeles immigration riots squarely on his shoulders. But he’s not stopping there. According to Newsom, Trump is to blame for so much more.
Here are just a few more things Gavin Newsom says Trump is directly responsible for:
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That weird smell in San Francisco: He can’t prove it, but he’s certain Trump is to blame.
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All the injuries suffered by Angels centerfielder Mike Trout: He could’ve been the greatest of all time if only Trump would give him the chance to stay healthy.
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The fact that Chipotle is so stingy with their meat: Welcome to Trump’s America.
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The one wobbly wheel on every grocery cart: Diabolical.
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Things falling between the car seat and the center console: It happens every single time.
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That time he fell off his bike and skinned his knee as a child: Trump must have been lurking in the shadows somewhere.
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Hostess cupcakes being noticeably smaller than they used to be: Someone did this. All signs point to Trump.
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The Star Wars sequel trilogy: Everyone points the finger at Disney, JJ Abrams, and Rian Johnson, but it was Trump’s responsibility to keep it from happening.
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The creation of fire: If fire didn’t exist, California wouldn’t keep burning down. Thanks a lot, Trump.
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California’s decline over the course of 35 years: He’s only been involved in politics for 10 years, but it’s clearly Trump’s fault.
It’s no wonder the country is in the shape it’s in. What else is Trump’s fault? Make it known in the comments below.
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