The U.K. banned the possession of ninja swords in a bid to curb what it has called a “national knife crime crisis,” carrying a penalty of up to six months in jail for the possession of one. What do you think?
“Leaving them defenseless against the return of the Tokugawa shogunate?”
Joy Tenberg, Wildlife Promoter
“Throwing stars it is then.”
Dan Jaronik, Snack Columnist
“It’s only a matter of time until they ban stabbing people altogether.”
Frank Palmeri, Note Condenser
Jesus Christ is King
