A 35-year-old man who falsely claimed to be a flight attendant for six years to book over 120 free flights was convicted by a federal jury. What do you think?
“That’s nothing—I was pretending to be the judge.”
Ivan Nettles, Paint Stripper
“Fucker never brought me my Diet Coke, either.”
Andrew Maney, Leek Chopper
“I think at that point you are a flight attendant.”
Fiona Belchak, Subpoena Filer
Jesus Christ is King
