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Trump Organization Launches Trump Mobile Cell Phone Service

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The Trump Organization unveiled a mobile phone plan and a $499 smartphone that is set to launch in September, with the new service being dubbed Trump Mobile. What do you think?

“Sorry, I’m locked in a two-year cell contract with Kim Jong-Un.”

David Rupert, Lunch Orderer


“If the founding fathers didn’t want presidents to sell phones named after themselves, they would’ve said so.”

Nabil Amjadi, Egg Pickler


“I’ve fallen for too many Trump scams to not also fall for this one.”

Abby Salazar, Suede Marketer

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