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Give Us $1 Or ‘The Onion’ Disappears Forever

Click The Image Above To Give Us The Fucking MoneyToday, billions of readers like yourself navigated to The Onion seeking dispatches from America’s Finest News Source. Like so many have done through the decades, you doubtless entered the…

The Onion’s Annual Click Drive

Start SlideshowWelcome To The Onion’s Click Drive. Thanks to the generous clicks of readers like yourself, we’re able to keep invaluable journalistic projects going:AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideProjects like our journal of North…

Ways Donald Trump Could Raise His $454 Million Bond

Start SlideshowToday is the deadline for Donald Trump to pay his $454 million fine for fraud, and if he fails to meet his obligation, the New York attorney general could take action to seize his most prized possessions. Here are the ways…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Tom Sandoval

Following the actor’s high profile cheating scandal on the Bravo reality TV series Vanderpump Rules, Tom Sandoval rocketed to fame as one of America’s most hated villains. The Onion sat down with the embattled celebrity to discuss what’s…

What To Know About ‘Quiet Quitting’

Start Slideshow“Quiet quitting” is the new buzzword sweeping workplaces across the country, although the issues it really reflects can be confusing. The Onion answers common questions about the “quiet quitting”…

This Week In Breaking News January 20, 2024

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