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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Tom Sandoval
Following the actor’s high profile cheating scandal on the Bravo reality TV series Vanderpump Rules, Tom Sandoval rocketed to fame as one of America’s most hated villains. The…
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Biden Recalls Speaking To Dead European Leaders Often As They Beckon Him Toward The Light
NEW YORK—Refuting claims that his references to recent conversations with deceased politicians were made by mistake, President Joe Biden confirmed Thursday that he speaks to dead…
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What To Know About ‘Quiet Quitting’
Start Slideshow“Quiet quitting” is the new buzzword sweeping workplaces across the country, although the issues it really reflects can be confusing. The Onion answers common…
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce
Andy Reid: “Hold on, I’ve got this. It’s a 12-way tie between the burger at Cosmo Burger, the burger at Waldo Café, the burger at Grand Street Lenexa, the burger at McDonald’s, the…
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This Week In Breaking News January 20, 2024
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The Onion 5: January 19, 2024
Former President Trump recently said immigrants were “poisoning the blood” of America, words that closely mirror the language Adolph Hitler used during his campaign to exterminate…
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The Onion 5: Everything You Need To Know On January 17, 2024
Like many Americans, Craig Hendricks was beginning to feel unsafe - both in public, and even in his own home. That’s when he decided to buy a firearm for self-defense. Today,…
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The Onion 5: Everything You Need To Know On January 15, 2024
MIAMI—Addressing the swirling rumors about her love interest being closely associated with her ex-husband Scottie Pippen’s former NBA teammate, reality television personality Larsa…
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The Onion 5: January 12, 2024
Elon Musk has once again found himself in hot water after The Wall Street Journal confirmed that the CEO often uses illegal drugs, including cocaine, LSD, magic mushrooms,…
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The Onion 5: Everything You Need To Know On January 12, 2024
Elon Musk has once again found himself in hot water after The Wall Street Journal confirmed that the CEO often uses illegal drugs, including cocaine, LSD, magic mushrooms,…
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