Celebs

LONDON — In an attempt to lay a solid biblical foundation following his recent baptism, church leaders worked to get Russell Brand up to speed on Christian theology by sitting him down for a VeggieTales marathon.The group of assorted…

LONDON — Amid the fervor surrounding his profession of faith and recent baptism, comedian/actor Russell Brand's Christianity was called into question after it was revealed that he has not yet memorized the lyrics of DC Talk's "Jesus…

VOLUNTARI — Men who have searched their entire lives for instruction on how to be more masculine and successful finally received the news they had waited for, as kickboxer/entrepreneur/social media personality/alleged criminal Andrew Tate…

NEW YORK, NY — In a surprise twist during the jury selection phase of his criminal hush money trial, former President Trump has parted ways with his legal team and acquired Sydney Sweeney to be his new lawyer."You're fired, "said Donald…

NEW YORK, NY — In a stunning turn of events that seemed to bode well for his chances of reaching a favorable outcome, former President Donald Trump's hush money case has been reassigned to the Honorable Matt Walsh.Though the unexpected…

U.S. — The Babylon Bee has officially extended an invitation to Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens to come gear up in massive sumo suits so they can settle their differences like mature adults. "No more childish, online bickering," explained Bee…

LONDON — The United Kingdom's royal family has fallen under intense scrutiny recently. First, Princess Kate's extended absence from public view brought about questions from the media. But most recently, Prince William has publicly denied…

NEW YORK, NY — Whether he's putting on a beanie and pretending to be a gym rat or putting on a false nose and glasses and pretending to be gay, James O'Keefe is a true master of disguise. But his latest undercover disguise is blowing…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Popular comedian-writer-producer Larry David was the victim of ominous threats over the weekend, as witnesses reported hearing beloved children's character Elmo singing softly as David attempted to flee his own home.David…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump successfully reversed a previous decision by a panel of three DC circuit judges — who rejected his claims of immunity for alleged crimes committed during his presidency — by speaking…