human interest

Start SlideshowAdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideThe Onion: “Thank you for meeting with us today.”The Onion: “Thank you for meeting with us today.”Henry Kissinger: “Of course! Can I offer you anything to drink? Sparkling water out of a…

POCATELLO, ID—Inquiring about one of your acquaintances who she said she hadn’t seen in a while, your mom asked Monday if you were still friends with that one guy, Daniel Corimer, who committed suicide a decade ago. “Whatever happened to…

NEW YORK—Following his shocking expulsion from Congress, former Rep. George Santos of New York was spotted in Times Square Friday holding a sign that read “I am SpongeBob.” “Come on over and snap a photo with ‘the Bob,’” said the disgraced…

WASHINGTON—Speaking from the Oval Office, President Joe Biden addressed the nation Wednesday, stating, “Does anyone else ever feel like they’re floating through a dream they can never wake up from?” “As your president and…

Start SlideshowThe only thing more terrifying than having a child is having a child that’s not born a straight white male. The Onion asked conservative men how they are coping with the tragedy of having to raise a daughter, and this is what…

The Merriam-Webster dictionary named the word “authentic” as its 2023 word of the year, with the word being among the year’s most searched and many contrasting its definition with the rise of AI usage in everyday life. What do you…

PLANO, TX—Unwittingly condemning herself to a devastating fate, local naïve woman Amita Collins reportedly asked a question Tuesday about the video game her boyfriend was playing, having no idea of the dark precedent she had just set. “This…

Just can’t do it anymore, Frank. Yes, it’s us, Frank. We’re sorry. We know a 50-state slideshow is probably not the best way to tell you this. But you’ve changed. You’ve gotten mean and bitter over the years. And gosh, life is long, if you…

DENVER—Saying she couldn’t help but feel a little let down by the man’s inaction, local 31-year-old Jessica Sillman was reportedly wondering Monday why her boyfriend, Zachary Coffey, never showered her with roses while shouting “Brava!”…

NEW YORK—Claiming it would be the artistic culmination of his entire filmmaking career, acclaimed director Martin Scorsese confirmed Monday that his next movie would be a feature-length mukbang of actor Leonardo DiCaprio eating a 5-gallon…