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U.S. — The ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) trend, once dominated by genZ kids and godless communists, has reportedly spread over to the conservative demographic with an exciting new video that is just someone firing an AR-15 and…

A few months ago, Mark Hemingway argued in these pages that Taylor Swift is a sign of societal decline (haters gonna hate). But a much bigger sign of decline threatens us as we enter 2024: the Stanley cup. No, not the hockey trophy. I’m…

ROANOKE, VA — Local man Kamal Ram found himself this morning pining for the good old days when a guy could log onto the internet without seeing gay Capitol sex tapes."Ah, those were the days," said Ram wistfully. "We lived in simpler times,…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The content safety team for the social media site X (formerly Twitter) has announced major progress in fighting child grooming on the platform. According to their statistics, child grooming content on Elon Musk's social…

The Federal Communications Commission is poised to assert itself as the Ministry of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. This week, the unelected bureaucrats at the agency will vote on rules to shoehorn the latest woke ideology about race and…

Leftist commentator Hasan Piker — one of the most influential political personalities on the internet — tried to justify Hamas’ recent murder of Israeli babies as “a matter of law” and “maybe” even “a matter of morality.” While on the…

While fact-checking a Federalist article early Monday morning, I did a quick Google search for “hunter biden joe biden ‘an absolute wall.’” It’s the language now-President Joe Biden used during the 2020 campaign to allege a separation…

U.S. — The infamous Epstein client list will reportedly be posted on the Threads app today, where no human being will ever see its contents."Into the void," said NBC correspondent Ken Matthews. "The list might as well be sitting on the…

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MENLO PARK, CA — Zuckerberg's thriving tech company Meta has announced an exciting and innovative new social media app called Threads, which combines all the things you hate about Twitter with everything you hate about Instagram."After…