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Biden Receives Extra Time On Tablet As Reward

WASHINGTON—After top advisors patted his head and called him a good president, Joe Biden was rewarded with extra time on his tablet Thursday, according to sources within the West Wing. “Since you were so patient and quiet all the way…

Conservatives Explain Why The U.S. Should Invade Mexico

“Right now it’s illegal for me to take clippings from the protected Mexican wildlife, but if I enlisted, passed boot camp in record time, was immediately deployed to the front lines, somehow survived, and went AWOL, I could probably sneak a…

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