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BREAKING: Jesus seeks new brand management

GOLGOTHA – After a tumultuous, decades-long relationship with Evangelical Christians, Jesus H. Christ finally announced He is seeking bids for new brand management. The announcement arrived today via burning bush. “I’m not supposed to…

A Happier Society Would Have More Children

If your neighbors seem depressed, that’s because they probably are. Americans are the unhappiest they’ve been in more than half a century, and they’re not having children. According to new data from the General Social Survey highlighted…

The Light Shines in the Darkness

And the darkness has not overcome it. NRPLUS MEMBER ARTICLE I t gets cold in Bethlehem. Even in our own time of global warming, it is down in the low 40s there today, almost as cold in the original Bethlehem as it is in freezing…

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