The Babylon Bee

With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The Babylon Bee would like to offer our enthusiastic and heartfelt support for this thrilling possibility.President…

Happy International Women's Day! Women have done many great things throughout the course of history. That's why a day has been set aside to honor the accomplishments of distinguished women like Catherine the Great, Empress of Russia, Marie…

Brought to you by: Farrow SkincareTrump has made sweeping changes to the government, including getting rid of all the uggos and bringing in some beautiful people. Finally!The Babylon Bee consulted its attractiveness experts to rank the most…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — The Babylon Bee would like to formally announce that it is willing to promote any and all U.S. government causes for the low price of $34 million. This marks a stark change from the previous company policy of…

U.S. — The Babylon Bee is proud to announce a special new membership option for USAID-funded government agencies which will start at just $36,000 per month.The membership tier will provide government employees with the opportunity to scroll…

U.S. — The Babylon Bee would like to publicly thank President Donald Trump for making good on his promise to get rid of all those DEI rules, allowing us to take immediate action and fire our only female writer.We were sick of her not being…

With only a few days left before the calendar turns to 2025, it's time to look back and honor some of this year's most amazing achievements. 2024 was one for the ages, featuring numerous historic events, momentous accomplishments, and some…

You heard the Big Guy. Everyone who supports Trump is "garbage."Not nice, Joe!Well, now is your chance to show your "garbage pride" with our brand new "GARBAGE FOR TRUMP" t-shirts, available in men's and women's sizes in a variety of…

WORLD — Today marks the historic release day of January 6, The Most Deadliest Day, an already critically acclaimed documentary chronicling the deadliest and darkest and scariest event in world history: the January 6 insurrection.Critics are…

Well, this is awkward.Following the revelation that the Biden-Harris Administration pressured Mark Zuckerberg to censor Facebook posts leading up to and following the 2020 election, we at the Babylon Bee recall posting the best joke ever…