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You heard the Big Guy. Everyone who supports Trump is "garbage."Not nice, Joe!Well, now is your chance to show your "garbage pride" with our brand new "GARBAGE FOR TRUMP" t-shirts, available in men's and women's sizes in a variety of…

WORLD — Today marks the historic release day of January 6, The Most Deadliest Day, an already critically acclaimed documentary chronicling the deadliest and darkest and scariest event in world history: the January 6 insurrection.Critics are…

Well, this is awkward.Following the revelation that the Biden-Harris Administration pressured Mark Zuckerberg to censor Facebook posts leading up to and following the 2020 election, we at the Babylon Bee recall posting the best joke ever…

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for The Babylon Bee editorial board to opine on the mental capacities of sitting presidents, the nation is probably in some sort of trouble.Compelled, however, by the recent explosion…

The fascist police state is coming to arrest you for supporting Palestine and for no other reason than that. What will you do, comrade? Here are 10 ways to beat the fascist police trying to crash your right to protest.Chant "Intifada…

NOT SATIRE: Between the solar eclipse, wars in the Middle East, and Biden actually running for president again, One thing is clear: the end is nigh!That's why The Babylon Bee wrote its new book The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse! The…

It is high time we pulled the wool from your eyes and revealed the truth: Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman, former liberal darling turned based Middle-America hero has been doing a bit for us all along.Ha! Got you!Liberal America was…

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Even though it reads like a headline from The Babylon Bee, it's unfortunately very real. Last week, big companies like Disney and Apple began pulling their advertisements from X (formerly Twitter) to distance themselves from Elon Musk, even…