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CHICAGO—As a capstone to a record-breaking day for the internationally recognized brand’s views and advertising revenue, The Onion released a statement Wednesday confirming that it had used all of the funds raised from its annual Click…

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Meghan: “I don’t think he is—”Harry: “Sorry, I think that was addressed to me?”Meghan: “No, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t. The interviewer was looking directly at me. So, yeah, you’re confused. You’re making yourself look foolish. Did you…

Start SlideshowAdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideThe Onion: “According to a report from ProPublica—”The Onion: “According to a report from ProPublica—”Clarence Thomas: “I deny sexually harassing any superyacht. Any superyacht that claims…

Women form an embattled—yet vitally important—minority across the developed world, with recent census estimates suggesting there could be as many as 15,000 of them in the United States alone. Precisely because of the challenges women face,…

The Onion: Is it strange that the media is fixating on the lies you told about your background, which, while definitely unethical, are sort of beside the point considering that you’re joining a legislative body that routinely authorizes the…